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What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

13.06.2025 01:17

What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

Me : I don't drink

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

He : So, are you seeing someone?

What are the reasons behind Europeans preferring to visit third world countries over taking holidays in their own continent?

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

Would the word literate carry the same meaning with public (common wealth) in 1900 vs today 2020?

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

He : Tea ?

Why in my 60s do I have a strong desire to suck cock and swallow?

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

Me : Because it's month of August.

How do I deal with autistic burnout/meltdown/shutdown when cooking?

Me : Sure.

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

In bed, not in music, which is better, a drummer or a bass player?

He : Then let's have some coffee

Me : No

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

Why does it itch on my vulva, uterus, and sides of my vagina, but it doesn't itch inside the vagina?

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

According to the Gita, how do I abandon fruits of my karma? Should I donate my whole salary and stay hungry?

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

Why do flat Earthers exist? Why can’t I see the Sun at night? Is it because Earth is not flat?

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

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He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

Why can’t conservatives accept the fact that they are stupid?

Me : I don't drink coffee also

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

Has anyone been spanked by their parents after becoming an adult?

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

If the world was flat, would it be possible to see Mount Everest if it was on the other side of the Earth on a clear sunny day?

He : I'm 24.

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

Do you remember one day, you put a deep smile on someone's face and made them very happy?

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

Me : Thank you.